|Nicest Guy In The World...
Look, pal I don't wanna' hear yer' sob story!
I just want yer' money. Can you get a grip on that, bub?
Why don't you do yourself uh' favor and give to God by Giving All Your Money To Me, Dean De'Ville? Look, some crooked Preacher is gonna' scam it all from ya' anyway. So, save yourself the heartache and embarrassment of "Gettin' Took" by giving it all to me while you're still un-ignorant enough to sign uh' few legal documents.
See that? That, my friend was honesty... a brutal dose of reality... compliments of Dean De'Ville.
|Hitchhiking Through Life...
Who needs a car when there are thousands of lonely motorists who'd appreciate the company! America's roadways are filled with interesting folks society deems "Criminally Insane". These folks often grow tired of endless murderous fantasies and conversations with "Entities" only they can see.
By selling your vehicles or giving them to Dean De'Ville you are unburdening your life! You will never again be forced to purchase car insurance, license tags or costly repairs. Get free by giving it all to Dean De'Ville!
|You're Doing It Wrong...
Owning a Home means getting a job... and nobody wants that! Are you really buying a home or, are you just renting it until you go mad from making endless payments or drop dead from the Stress of Employment?
Sell your homes / property and send all the money to Dean De'Ville! Get even with "The Man" by becoming a "Burden on Society"! Did you know your Christian Faith is considered a "Mental Dis-Order" by the "Intellectual Elite"! These folks are the "Educated Idiots" who've been pushing you around for years!
Overcome your "Oppressive Opposition" through "Submission to Stupidity"! Get some Pay-Back by simply Giving-Up! Have yourself declared "Mentally Incompetent" or "Crazy" and get Free Money from people foolish enough to work for "The System"! Instead of "working for the system", learn to "work the system"!
Your welfare is none of my concern! You've got to have faith in God's ability to take care of you. You just need to get any "Worldly Concept" of Achievement or Success outta' yer' filthy mind.
When we replace ignorance with accurate, logical information we EXERCISE our Free Will. When we ExErcise our "Free Will" we ExOrcise the ideas and concepts which make us slaves. So, when you make your own choices based on truth, you Remove/ExOrcise incorrect ideas and assumptions. So, give yourself an ExOrcism and celebrate your newfound freedom by sending all your valuables to me, Dean De'Ville.
|Un-Licensed, Un-Registered Minister...
As an Un-Licensed, Un-Registered Minister of the Gospel of the Dude that was on the cross, Dean De'Ville has refused to "Sell his' Soul to the Devil" for worthless promises and inclusion into the "State Licensed Religion".
So, when you give all your money to Dean De'Ville you won't get a photo of some starving kid with a Bible verse designed to "Guilt" you into sending more cash. In fact, once we have all your money... you'll never hear from us again. Don't be manipulated by "Licensed Ministers", Bible Verses and Horrific Imagery of stuff you don't want to know exists. Send it All... Send it Now!
|Change Your Life!
Wouldn't you be happier doing something else with your life? Didn't the Dude that was on the cross tell you to sell everything and give to the poor? Click Here
Well, I'm a lot poorer than some folks. All I want is what every guy wants; to be left the Hell alone while I ponder "Life's Questions" in the comfort of my private estate surrounded by thousands of acres of privately owned property and hundreds of beautiful wives... and I want someone else to pay for it... all of it.
Note: Any guy who claims he doesn't want what Dean wants is... Gay... A Liar... An Idiot... A Coward... or a combination... It's true!
Think how happy it will make you to see me on the filthy TV of the boarding house in which you will reside or the cell you will occupy.
When you see me vacationing with Famous Folks and "Livin' The High Life" you can tell everyone your exciting story! They'll hang on every word as you recount the details of your life changing encounter with accuracte information and logical thought!
They'll be entranced as you explain why you surrendered all you once owned to a "Lonesome Hillbilly" you met via the internet!.
They'll think you're a genius as they learn how a complete idiot helped God set you free by teaching you the benefits of "Freedom From Responsibility"!
|Common Mistakes Foolish Christians Make...
When you send me, Dean De'Viile, all your money, you can't tell anybody! You can never identify yourself as the misguided individual foolish enough to have been bamboozled into relinquishing all to which they held legal title.
So, when you're living in a cardboard box you can't tell anyone it was Dean De'Ville that put you there. Yeah... I know I just told you to tell everyone how you gave it all to God by giving it to Dean De'Ville. Yeah, I know that seems like a contradiction... maybe it is. We could argue about this all day but, right now you need to STOP trying to think for yourself. Just send me, Dean De'Ville, all your money.
You must take all knowledge of this momentous leap of faith, my identity and your pride... "to the grave". Do you have what it takes to give it all to God by giving it all to Dean?! You've come this far... why not "go for it"? What do you have to lose?
The best part is, "remaining anonymous" prevents you from expecting me to acknowledge your existence. It also prevents you from obtaining a refund when you sober-up enough to realize you've been hornswoggled.
|Matthew 6:1-4 (NKJV) Click Here
Do Good to Please God
1 - “Take heed that you do not do your charitable deeds before men, to be seen by them. Otherwise you have no reward from your Father in heaven. 2 - Therefore, when you do a charitable deed, do not sound a trumpet before you as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory from men. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward. 3 - But when you do a charitable deed, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4 - that your charitable deed may be in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will Himself reward you openly.
|Can You Keep Yer' Trap Shut?
So, if you send a Check with your name on it to some Corporate Preacher, it isn't a secret... is it?
If anyone knows about your giving, "you will have no reward from your Father in heaven". Ouch!
Is public knowledge of our giving the reason we fail to receive from God? There's only one way to find out, folks... I don't need your name... I don't need your phone number... I don't need your money... but, you need ta' give it to me! So, do youself uh' favor by doing exactly as I command. Woo! Hoo!
How are you ever gonna' have peace in your life with all that "stuff"? You don't need all that money... you don't "need" any money! Do it now, while your mind is uburdened by the twin demons, "Common Sense and Un-Deserved Responsibility"! Give it all! Give it now!